vista is funny....

yeah vista is an IT joke all around the planet!

whenever something is not working correctly we now ask: is it running vista?
even for unrelated things like cars or even biological problems...

Car problems>
This stupid car breaks down all the time
Are you using vista on the on-board computer by any chance?

Health problems>
I have a stomach ache
I thought you had cut down on Vista?

Bad weather>
Gesh its freezing!!!
God must have upgraded to vista on his weather control machine

Join the fun and create your own jokes about the worst OS of all times!
(even windows ME)

why do you spend your time here?


"jim" <1@1.1> wrote in message news:eONOBcsSHHA.2256@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> yeah vista is an IT joke all around the planet!
>
> whenever something is not working correctly we now ask: is it running
> vista?
> even for unrelated things like cars or even biological problems...
>
> Car problems>
> This stupid car breaks down all the time
> Are you using vista on the on-board computer by any chance?
>
> Health problems>
> I have a stomach ache
> I thought you had cut down on Vista?
>
> Bad weather>
> Gesh its freezing!!!
> God must have upgraded to vista on his weather control machine
>
> Join the fun and create your own jokes about the worst OS of all times!
> (even windows ME)
>
>
>
>
>
>

It is almost interesting . . .

"jim" <1@1.1> wrote in message news:eONOBcsSHHA.2256@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> yeah vista is an IT joke all around the planet!
>
> whenever something is not working correctly we now ask: is it running
> vista?
> even for unrelated things like cars or even biological problems...
>
> Car problems>
> This stupid car breaks down all the time
> Are you using vista on the on-board computer by any chance?
>
> Health problems>
> I have a stomach ache
> I thought you had cut down on Vista?
>
> Bad weather>
> Gesh its freezing!!!
> God must have upgraded to vista on his weather control machine
>
> Join the fun and create your own jokes about the worst OS of all times!
> (even windows ME)
>
>
>
>
>
>

whenever I need a laugh.. I come in here... especially reading your posts...
lol
Your nonsense is hilarious!

Keep it up man!


"Troy McClure" <g@s.com> wrote in message
news:%23aCtYdsSHHA.4872@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> why do you spend your time here?
>
>
> "jim" <1@1.1> wrote in message
> news:eONOBcsSHHA.2256@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> yeah vista is an IT joke all around the planet!
>>
>> whenever something is not working correctly we now ask: is it running
>> vista?
>> even for unrelated things like cars or even biological problems...
>>
>> Car problems>
>> This stupid car breaks down all the time
>> Are you using vista on the on-board computer by any chance?
>>
>> Health problems>
>> I have a stomach ache
>> I thought you had cut down on Vista?
>>
>> Bad weather>
>> Gesh its freezing!!!
>> God must have upgraded to vista on his weather control machine
>>
>> Join the fun and create your own jokes about the worst OS of all times!
>> (even windows ME)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>

i know you... youre just one of those broke kids with no money for hardware
to support a new os. LOL... sad



"jim" <1@1.1> wrote in message news:eP0wBgsSHHA.4260@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> whenever I need a laugh.. I come in here... especially reading your
> posts... lol
> Your nonsense is hilarious!
>
> Keep it up man!
>
>
> "Troy McClure" <g@s.com> wrote in message
> news:%23aCtYdsSHHA.4872@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> why do you spend your time here?
>>
>>
>> "jim" <1@1.1> wrote in message
>> news:eONOBcsSHHA.2256@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>> yeah vista is an IT joke all around the planet!
>>>
>>> whenever something is not working correctly we now ask: is it running
>>> vista?
>>> even for unrelated things like cars or even biological problems...
>>>
>>> Car problems>
>>> This stupid car breaks down all the time
>>> Are you using vista on the on-board computer by any chance?
>>>
>>> Health problems>
>>> I have a stomach ache
>>> I thought you had cut down on Vista?
>>>
>>> Bad weather>
>>> Gesh its freezing!!!
>>> God must have upgraded to vista on his weather control machine
>>>
>>> Join the fun and create your own jokes about the worst OS of all times!
>>> (even windows ME)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>
>

My 89 year old grandmother can come up with better stuff, and she is blind,
deaf, and dumb!!!

"jim" <1@1.1> wrote in message news:eONOBcsSHHA.2256@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> yeah vista is an IT joke all around the planet!
>
> whenever something is not working correctly we now ask: is it running
> vista?
> even for unrelated things like cars or even biological problems...
>
> Car problems>
> This stupid car breaks down all the time
> Are you using vista on the on-board computer by any chance?
>
> Health problems>
> I have a stomach ache
> I thought you had cut down on Vista?
>
> Bad weather>
> Gesh its freezing!!!
> God must have upgraded to vista on his weather control machine
>
> Join the fun and create your own jokes about the worst OS of all times!
> (even windows ME)
>
>
>
>
>
>

"Troy McClure" <g@s.com> wrote in message
news:%23aCtYdsSHHA.4872@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> why do you spend your time here?
>

He has nothing better to do?
I like Jim, I actually thought it was quite funny. Maybe I need a humour
replacement :-)

>i know you... youre just one of those broke kids with no money for hardware
>to support a new os. LOL... sad

oh AND with imagination too...

Ok lets see, I want to contact your manager, Larry King wants you next
month.. can you make it? then its Oprah.... you will do the vista blue
screen thing with the laptop live...
that would be great!

I know this is asking too much, but we want sell 100 vista ultimates with
your signature on it... for a collectors price. Half the money will go to
charity> The brain disabled vistaboy foundation. Whadayasay huh? whadayasay?



"Troy McClure" <g@s.com> wrote in message
news:OzZhphsSHHA.3592@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>i know you... youre just one of those broke kids with no money for hardware
>to support a new os. LOL... sad
>
>
>
> "jim" <1@1.1> wrote in message
> news:eP0wBgsSHHA.4260@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>> whenever I need a laugh.. I come in here... especially reading your
>> posts... lol
>> Your nonsense is hilarious!
>>
>> Keep it up man!
>>
>>
>> "Troy McClure" <g@s.com> wrote in message
>> news:%23aCtYdsSHHA.4872@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>> why do you spend your time here?
>>>
>>>
>>> "jim" <1@1.1> wrote in message
>>> news:eONOBcsSHHA.2256@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>>> yeah vista is an IT joke all around the planet!
>>>>
>>>> whenever something is not working correctly we now ask: is it running
>>>> vista?
>>>> even for unrelated things like cars or even biological problems...
>>>>
>>>> Car problems>
>>>> This stupid car breaks down all the time
>>>> Are you using vista on the on-board computer by any chance?
>>>>
>>>> Health problems>
>>>> I have a stomach ache
>>>> I thought you had cut down on Vista?
>>>>
>>>> Bad weather>
>>>> Gesh its freezing!!!
>>>> God must have upgraded to vista on his weather control machine
>>>>
>>>> Join the fun and create your own jokes about the worst OS of all times!
>>>> (even windows ME)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>

Yeah yeah I know.. they suck...
sorry, I cant make good jokes if I dont have something good to work with..
and vista is so horrible you cant even use it for jokes...

capish?

"Zim Babwe" <zimbabwe@doyoureallythinkthisisreal.com> wrote in message
news:OF9KVmsSHHA.4028@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> My 89 year old grandmother can come up with better stuff, and she is
> blind, deaf, and dumb!!!
>
> "jim" <1@1.1> wrote in message
> news:eONOBcsSHHA.2256@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> yeah vista is an IT joke all around the planet!
>>
>> whenever something is not working correctly we now ask: is it running
>> vista?
>> even for unrelated things like cars or even biological problems...
>>
>> Car problems>
>> This stupid car breaks down all the time
>> Are you using vista on the on-board computer by any chance?
>>
>> Health problems>
>> I have a stomach ache
>> I thought you had cut down on Vista?
>>
>> Bad weather>
>> Gesh its freezing!!!
>> God must have upgraded to vista on his weather control machine
>>
>> Join the fun and create your own jokes about the worst OS of all times!
>> (even windows ME)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>

In message %23aCtYdsSHHA.4872@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl,
Troy McClure <g@s.com> Proclaimed from the tallest tower:

:: why do you spend your time here?
::
::

Because he can have fun winding up people like you that respond to his
inflamatory posts... :-)