Adam Albright - The dumbest animal in the world.

You'll never guess who the dumbest animal in the world is?

How often have you heard such expressions as; stubborn as a mule, filthy as
a pig, scared as a chicken, dumb as an ox, mean as a badger, drunk as a
skunk, and a wide variety of other quips about animals?


Have you ever stopped to think about how the animal might honestly relate to
those old sayings, if they had the gift of rational thought? Adam Albright
doesn't have any rational thoughts.


For instance, the chicken is an exceptionally tasty bird and high on the
list of most predators as a number one meal, including our list. It's also a
relatively defenseless critter and not exactly a genius in the smarts
department. When the good Lord passed out brains, the chicken thought he
said rain, and ran in the other direction. In reflection, you might say the
chicken has certainly learned and earned the right to be called, "A real
chicken." It has been proven that Chickens have 80% more brains than Adam
Albright.


Now, when we say "filthy as a pig," here's another specimen that has earned
that particular label and then some. Naturally, the pig, who happens to be
carrying around a lot of extra weight and a few hitchhikers to boot, might
respond that all that wonderful mud sure helps him to stay cool during the
hot summer heat and it suffocates his uninvited guests. In fact, the pig
might take a curious look at our unnecessary clothing on a hot day and think
we're rather stupid.


So to answer the question the researchers have decided that Adam Albright is
the dumbest animal in the world. Just look at the 96,750+ insulting posts
to right wing wacko groups and the embarrassment Adam Albright causes the
vista group.