spanky moron, you had a same sex marriage?

wait.. I forgot.. you HAVE no sex.. so I guess it's a wife married to a...
a... a...... well.. with a thing!

"I came from a distant bar" <starail@it.com> wrote in message
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> "Bob Campbell" <bob@bob.bob> wrote in message
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>> "I came from distant star" <starail@it.com> wrote in message
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>>> UK magazine Custom PC reports that Windows 7 will feature WARP, which
>>> lets any computer with an 800MHz processor run Aero-style desktop
>>> transparency and, with a certain performance hit, the Direct3D
>>> requirements for video games.
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>> What a load of baloney. You can't even *install* Vista on an 800 MHz
>> CPU, but "Windows 7" will run perfect and fast on it, complete with
>> advanced graphics!
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>> I'm guessing that the next revelation - by some equally obscure "PC
>> magazine" in Katmandu - will be that when you fart in front of any
>> "Windows 7" machine with a 3.5" floppy drive, a little hand will come out
>> of the floppy drive slot and wave it away.
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> I should install one of those devices in front of my wife!
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